🦅 LOADING PLAYBOOK... 🦅
Installing screen passes...
🚗 FIRE KEVIN PATULLO
NEXT EXIT →
JOB SECURITY
100%
FAN PATIENCE
0
4 Verticals: 847
📺 LIFE BEFORE KEVIN
"Kevin has my full confidence"
- Jeffrey Lurie, probably
FINAL: 49ers 23, Eagles 19
Kevin has been fired. The season is over.
Total Offense Rank: 21st | Rushing Rank: 20th
But you can still make a difference.
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